Year after Year - The SGC Drill Camp
by Sammy


RATING:PG - language
CATEGORY: [HU] [1st] Action/Adventure
SPOILERS: None, but you should know what Simmons thinks about Sam &(and)what about Jack. Ah, and you should really know who Walter Davis, the Chevron Man, is (played by Gary Jones if that helps)!
SUMMARY: ...the SGC's annual Drill-Camp. Not at all“Good morning campers”
CONTENTS WARNING: I think Janet is a *little* bit sarcastic. Then again, this is my writing style ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Yap, my thank goes to my 2 Betas: Tigerly, the lovely Nicole, who over-wrote my translation. The result is better then my original German Version :) THAAAAAAAAAANK YOU !!! And, my sweet Auri, who didn't have *that* much work with betaing the german part, but who's also the person who keeps me up writing fics. Love ya.
FEEDBACK: The Stuff, the Germans write much to less, that’s why I translated the Fic. So, C’mon guys :o) I have these very special brownies here... I can’t imagine you do *not* want ‘em...

Drill Camp, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways…

Year after year, each time 'better' than before. So, if you haven't guessed already, I am at Drill Camp. The fifth, and *last* day of Drill Camp. And I still haven't killed anyone yet. So, you may ask, why don't I feel jubilated that this damned function is nearly over huh? Well, let me tell you why - today is the day of the dreaded Final Event.

So campers, what have they cooked up for us this time? Let's see…walls, mud holes, all those fun and exciting things. Oh, and let's not forget the ever lovable slope, forever welcome in our hearts. I look over to Major Davis standing beside me, his eyes returning my hopeless gaze. Seems like he loves this Drill Camp highlight as much as I do. Anyone else up for a twenty-five kilometer run dotted with sand bags and mud? Anyone?

Funnily enough, the crowd does not go wild.

Light droplets of rain begin falling upon my head, quickly turning into huge, enormous heiffer sized drops which bombard the already muddy earth like ten pound mortar bombs.

"Captain, Lieutenant, your turn!" Chirps the all too cheery voice of the Drill Instructor. Oh joy, I'm so excited.

Davis pushes me forward with a hand on my shoulder. "C'mon!" Is it just me or is he entirely too enthusiastic? I withold the urge to groan and follow after him, thinking to myself that it could be worse…I could be running with one of my perpetually giggling nurses.

I start off the run with a light jogging tempo, thinking that maybe later on I can increase my pace. Oh, who am I kidding? We all know that I'll be dragging myself on my hands and knees as soon as I reach the finish line.

After five minutes of steady jogging, we reach a wall, seemingly custom-made to suit tall people like myself. I grin as I notice that some kind soul has hung a rope to aid in climbing. I grasp it and clamber my way over, yelling back a warning to Davis about the slippery quality of the wall.

We are met with a further seven minutes of peaceful jogging interrupted by only the occasional conveniently placed sandbag when we come to it. The River. Last year we had to balance our way across the raging water on a thoughtfully provided log. Evidently, this year's organisers have decided that balancing was far too easy, and have thus decided that we should all swing our way across with the aid of a hanging rope. I reach up to grab a hold of the soggy horsehair and test it's payload. God-damnit. I feel like Captain ClingMonkey. Cute nickname, right? Thank god there's nobody else watching me, well except for Davis, but that's a given. I let go of the rope and search through my pockets for my climbing gloves. Oh no…could this get any better? I've left the damned things back at the camp. Well isn't that great.

Sighing, I give myself up to my fate and reach up again to hold the slimy wet rope. The rain continues to bucket down upon us as we swing our way across the river, hand over hand like a pair of suicidal monkeys.

After what feels like an eternity of swinging we reach the opposite side. Oh, for the love of solid ground. My arms ache as I shake them out, slightly relieving them on the tension.

Our relief is short lived, however, as before us looms The Slope. It is every soldier's dream come true, open land spreading in either direction for at least two miles. Joy. I rummage through my pack for some rope. Great, I packed it right at the bottom of the bag. Gee Janet, that was talented, *real* talented, seeing as you should know this trail already. Ah well, knowledge comes to those who wait.

I wrestle the rope out of my back pack and hand it to Davis, who proceeds to secure it around a tree. He flashes me a look that oozes "Ladies First.' And I frown. Well, I suppose, it could be worse. I could be dealing with Colonel O'Neill, who was unfortunately unable to join us on this very wonderful and exciting experience.

The 'slope', as it is called, is made of wood and descends at an alarming angle. It's at times like these that I am grateful for the gripping quality of my heavy-duty combat boots. The heavy rain makes the wall as slippery as ever as I make my way down it, trying desperately not to fall. Not that a little more mud and water would make any difference either way, I'm already wet through to the skin. Oh for a nice hot shower…

I reach the bottom of the slippery wall and wait as Davis descends and comes to stand beside me. We turn around simultaneously, greeting the next obstacle with dubious eyes.

Oh no…please tell me this isn't real…Alas, it is. My 'beloved' Scree Field, loosely translated into a field of endless scrapes and bruises. Anyone who can get through this without a blemish deserves a medal. Thwack. Davis comes down with a thud at my feet, having slipped upon a loose stone. I offer him an arm and pull him up. Come to think of it, we’re not such a bad team, Davis and I. He may just be a technician, but he knows how to get the job done.

Thwack! I *hate* this field! Did I mention how much I hate this field? I hate this field. I have already fallen over twice and we haven't even reached the half-way mark. Davis isn't doing much better mind you…Woooah, we grab at each other's arms as we stumble down again. Damnit, have I mentioned how much I hate this?

My hands are covered in tiny cuts and bruises. I don't even want to think about my face…let alone my shins! The sight of Davis's battered from is more than enough for me. Poor guy, he's kissed the floor at least six times already, thankfully, the end is almost in sight.

…I think I may have spoken too soon. Before us looms the mud pit, carefully designed to have an optimum effect on infecting open wounds. And what better way to do that than to crawl through a pool of mud on your stomach with your MP-15. Sergeant Davis is gasping like an old man in front of me. I guess being a technician doesn't require a lot of physical exertion, huh?

I'd laugh myself silly if this damned trail weren't so demanding. Davis looks a treat. The Mud Man - The SGC's very first DIY horror movie.

6 Minutes Later

Ahh, a blissful reprieve from the Mess stand. Coffee. Oh, joyous day. I take a sip, and nearly spit it out again. Ugh! Who the hell is cooking in there? Fire them at once! I barely swallow down the nasty liquid before Davis and I are on our way again, this time to the shooting range.

Soo, what's on the menu this time huh? Some idiot put Simmons up in charge of the target designs, which bear an uncanny resemblance to Colonel O'Neill. Charming, though I must admit that I do get some sort of twisted joy out of shooting the cardboard cutouts, although I'm not too sure of what my dear friend Sam would have to say…

Wow. Who would have guessed that Davis was such a good marksman? When was his last mission again? My score this year has improved since last time, but unfortunately for me, is still not good enough. I definitely need to practice more often. Nevertheless, the show must go on!

When is this thing finished again?

30 minutes later.

I feel duped. We set out for five minutes with high spirits, things were looking good, not an obstacle in sight. Turns out that our five minute run was actually a half-mile marathon. Running always was my favourite discipline. Davis and I didn't talk much as we ran, time wasn't the problem, it was just hard, demanding.

A glint of something catches my eye. Wait a second…was that…oh thankyou god! The end lies in blissful wait a couple of yards away. Encouraged, we both pick up our pace a little and Davis's eyes light up. Not Goa'uld golden, mind you, but Davis blue.

The finish line looms, four hundred metres, two hundred, fifty…twenty-five, five, none! Yes! Oh thankyou god. Now, for a hot shower and something else that is warm…no, not *that* kind of warm. Granted, this mud coating that I'm sporting is kinda warm, but not exactly what I had in mind. Help help. I've fallen and I can't get up. I've lost the will to stand, so I stay lying in my puddle of mud like a wallowing hippo I'm exhausted. And yes, before you ask, I did end up crawling past the finish line on my hands and knees. Maybe I should change my profession…a real live psychic maybe?

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"Hey, you're back already" Sam greets me as I trudge my way in to the locker room, covered from head to tow in mud and wanting nothing more than a long, hot shower. "Let me hug you hon!"

What, are you kidding? Home again at last. A shower and a nap and then back home to my daughter Cassie.

"Davis told me that you got paired off with him." Sam starts. Oh, no, please, can't this conversation wait till later? "Yeah," I affirm wearily, "I don't think I would have made it with anyone else."

Sam grins in amusement. "Hey, I talked to General Hammond and he said that you were one of the best ten women on the course. You've been cleared to take part in our next mission."

Despite my fatigue, my mood lightens, "Really?" I ask, "I've wanted to go through the Gate for a long time! This is great. One question though, When *is* the next mission?"

The Major laughs and places her hand on my shoulder. "Calm down Janet, it's not for another two weeks."

I nod, and move towards my locker. "Shower." I'm so tired I can barely for a coherent sentence.

"Pardon?"

"Shower. I need a shower."

"Didn't you have one at the camp?"

"The water was cold." That was all that Sam was going to get for an answer as I disappeared around the next corner, throwing off my muddied cams and slipping into the warm soothing comfort of hot water and steam.

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Ohhh, that shower felt *so* good. Better than sex. Well, I *suppose* it was better than sex…I haven't had much for comparison in a long while.

Wrapped in my fluffy towel I pad my way over to the lockers and open the door. There's nothing in it. Right. Someone is going to die. Who the hell has stolen my clothes?!?

I am *not* impressed. Now I'm going to have to make a dash for my quarters clothed in my towel, nothing less. I look through the other lockers. No-one else has left behind a uniform. Shit. God must have something against me today, in a really big way. When I get a hold of this idiot…he is going down like never before. They don't call me Doctor Death for nothing! Ah, what the hell, I mutter, slamming the final locker shut. It's already late, I figure. Nobody will see me. I walk you to the hallway. All clear. It's now or never, Janet. I make my streak towards my quarters with as much dignity as possible, hoping to god that everyone is either at home or has already gone to bed.

O-ho, apparently never would have been a better choice. Daniel comes wandering around the corridor and I barrel into him with an 'oomph', accidentally letting my towel slide to the floor. Oh shit.

Of all the inconvenient…

I stop down and gather the towel to my chest hurriedly as he gasps and covers his eyes, his cheeks flushing a deep cherry-red, as do mine. Oh, this is so embarrassing. And, as much as I'd love to talk to him, I think he'd understand if I didn't stop to talk right *now*. I mutter my apologies as I squeeze past him to the other corridor. There! My Door! I'm saved.

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A knock sounds at the door. Oh no, who is it now? Can't I even get a break? The knock sounds again, I sigh, perhaps I should at least look to see who it is. I move to the door and open it, finding Daniel standing there, complete with two cups of coffee in his hands. Did he have those with him a few minutes ago as well? Nah, he can't have done. Well it doesn't matter anyway, I guess I had better let him in. After all, it would be rude to refuse the coffee, and, to be serious, the man who's holding the cups is not so bad himself.

"Janet?"

What? Ah, oh yes, the coffee. "Please come in." Is my skin flushing red again? I take the proffered cup and sit on my bed, leaving the desk chair vacant for him to join me. Ahh, the cup is perfect. I love a man who knows my coffee. Did I just think that? No, you must be hallucinating again.

We sit in silence, unsure of what to talk about. Well, there's work and there's Cass, she's on vacation right now, off skiing with a youth group.

Eventually Daniel gets up and makes reluctant excuses to leave. My head starts a minor battle with my heart, unwilling to part company with him just yet, but unsure of what to do with him if he doesn't go. I open my mouth to stop him but it's too late, he has already gone. Ah well. At least I have my dreams, and what wonderful dreams they are too. To some, Daniel comes across as a sneezing freak, but to me, no. Only to me - he is the sweetest geek in all the world.

Finis

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