SG-1: A doctor's nightmare
by Lucy-Ann
E-MAIL: Lucy-ann@walkingdisaster.co.uk
STATUS: Finished
SPOILERS: Well Cassie's in it but I cant think of anything else.
RATING: PG
CATAGORY: Daniel/Janet (surprise, surprise) attempted humour, hurt/comfort.
SEASON: Any time after Cassie.
CONTENT WARNING: Pure shippyness
SUMMARY: Janet's having a bad day and Sg-1 aren't helping!
Janets POV
What a day! Cass's boyfriend broke up with her last night so I was up most of the night comforting her. Plus I have a major headache called the six foot pile of paperwork on my desk I was just starting to attack when Sg-3 came in with some nasty burns. They've just left so I'm going to try and get back to that paperwork though I could really do with a break, some sleep oh and an exotic holiday wouldn't go a miss. I love my job, really. About ninety percent of the time. The other ten percent it's hell. Now where was I, paperwork right.
Oh not again! It's not that I don't like Sg-1 or don't care that they're injured it's just they're so much trouble they're even worse than the marines! Take Jack for example he moans continually, pays no attention to my orders and seems to take pleasure in making sure other people don't follow them by calling briefings when I've told them to sleep or eat. OK so I know the examinations aren't any fun but did it never occur to them that they're not that much fun for me either. No chance, I bet that's never crossed their minds. I'm tempted to get a strict, bossy doctor to come in for a few days and see how they like it they'd appreciate me a lot more afterwards. I often have to chase Jack half way across the SGC to make him come for examinations.
And Sam…well she hates showing any weakness that includes any injury, so I have to do extra test's on her. For instance she'd tell me that her arm was a little bruised I'd x-ray it just in case and it would be broken! She may be my best friend but as patient she's my worst nightmare!
Teal'c, well he's any doctors nightmare I don't know enough about Jaffa physiology to be able to do much for him fortunately for everyone his symbiote heals him.
Then there's Daniel Most doctors would hate him more than the others as he always seems to be the one who gets the most injured. But for numerous reasons like that cute smile those puppy dog eyes that gorgeous body I don't like him. It's not that I fancy him or anything, ok so maybe I do a little bit. Please don't tell Sam or Jack, Sam'd try to set us up and Jack would tease him mercilessly. So I don't mind examining him any excuse to make him take his shirt off!
"Heya Janet." Sam say's as she, Jack, Daniel and Teal'c walk in. I quickly look Daniel over no visible injuries good.
"Hi." Daniel say's shyly. My hard doctor's exterior begins to melt, just a word from him and I go like jelly, great!
"Janet are you ok." Daniel asks concerned. Oops, I must have been standing there staring into space for some time, there all staring at me looking worried. I brush it off quickly, "Yeah I'm fine just got a bit of a headache."
"Well doctor I'd appreciate it if you got on with it, we have a briefing to attend." Jack say's slightly annoyed. Oh you wait Colonel O'Neill I will get revenge I could think of some wonderful tests that involve taking your shirt off I could run maybe a few in front of Sam, maybe then you pair might finally get together. I forgot to tell you those pair get on my nerves they're perfect for each other but no they let the regs form a barrier between them, grrr!!
"Sorry Colonel but your briefing is not my priority and it shouldn't be yours. It'd be wonderful if you got to briefing on time because I did the examinations quickly and missed something and you'd all got some serious alien disease!" I snapped, Sam gasped and the others looked visibly shocked, ok so I was a bit sharp he didn't deserve that…quite. I decide I would be better if I kept my mouth shut while I examined them. I started with Jack and before you ask no I didn't do him any damage. They talked about the mission and every time I was asked a question, I answered it in as less syllables as was possible. Fortunately, there was nothing wrong with Jack or Teal'c so they disappeared quickly.
"Janet are you sure you're ok." Sam asked concerned, I nodded. She looked at me disbelievingly but I just ignored her gaze and carried on with the exam.
"You look shattered." She informed me.
"Thanks." I answered sarcastically. With friends like you who needs enemies. Especially as you said it in front Daniel I was kind of hoping he wouldn't notice it. That's another person who I'm tempted to do unnecessary test's on. Eventually after what seems like an hour I've finished and Sam disappears and I begin on Daniel, I avoid all questions, by nodding, shaking my head and shrugging, if I open my mouth I'm bound to embarrass myself. Daniel's tests seem to take even longer than Sam's, eventually it's over and he gets up to go but then stops. What's he doing doesn't he get the hint I am not in a good mood, I don't even want to talk to him.
"Janet what's wrong." He asks concerned normally his concern would send my heart racing but today I just want to get rid of him before I do something stupid, so I shake my head and turn around as if to walk away. However, he catches me by the shoulder, turns me back round, and takes my hands. I gasp in surprise.
"I'm not letting you go till you tell me. Something has upset you and I intend to find out what." He told me firmly, I shook my head again equally firmly.
"Janet." He says warningly. I shake my head.
"Janet I'm only trying to help. I don't like to see you upset." Even though I was annoyed with him my heart began to melt again.
"Please." He pleaded.
"Ok Cass broke up with her boyfriend last night so I was up half the night with her, I have a pile of paperwork six feet tall to be done and just to top it off you lot were doing your normal nightmare patients routine." I snapped, I'd had enough, I didn't want sympathy, I wanted a break from everything. Daniel looked shocked and hurt.
"Are we really that bad?" He asked obviously upset. I answered before thinking.
"Yes! Jack try's to rush me for his precious de-briefings, Sam never admits to being injured, I don't know enough about Jaffa physiology to be able to do much for him and you well…." Oh god! What am I saying I'm being horrible, my face which had been deathly pale all morning now began to go bright red. He's gonna hate me.
"And me?" He questioned cautiously. On well can't make things any worse and he hasn't walked out yelling…yet.
"Your just a walking disaster, but your probably the easiest to deal with." He perked up at that, thank god! I hadn't messed things up completely.
"Glad to hear that I'm not a complete pain." He replied kind of cheerfully and loosened his grip on my hands slightly.
"Sorry, if I were you I'd just go, I'm not particularly good company today, see ya. " I said trying to turn away, he stops me.
"It's ok, You've helped me out loads of time and It cant be easy dealing with us and being a single mum as well." So I hadn't blown things completely, someone does realise how hard it is to be a doctor.
"Come here baby, it's ok." Daniel soothed pulling me into a hug. Baby? Maybe he does like me after all this time I let him comfort me. He hold me for what seems like an eternity and then moves me till I'm sitting next to him and gazes into my eyes.
"You really are having a rough time at the moment aren't you. Come on I'm taking you away from this."
"But…" Then he leaned closer and kissed me tentatively at first and then more passionately. I pulled away when I ran out of air and he began to apologise can you believe it!
"Janet I'm sorry, I shouldn't have, I…." He begins, I kiss him, when we both run out of air he looks at me.
"You mean you didn't mind me kissing you, you…" He began flustered. Mind! I'd been fantasising about it for ages.
"No, I enjoyed it in fact I think we should do it again." I replied you should have seen the relief on his face he hugged me.
"Come on you need a break I know a lovely little coffee shop we could go to." He told me.
"But I've got to…." I began. Hoping to be honest that he'd argue.
"That's a medical order I don't know what we'd do if you collapsed. Come on." He led me out of the infirmary. I cant believe it. Who said dreams don't come true!!
The end.
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