I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus!
by AQ!
WARNING!!!! : EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTACT BETWEEN DANIEL
AND JANET!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANNA READ IT, OR ARE UNDERAGE, A PG-13
VERSION WILL FOLLOW.
EMAIL: Apophis_Queen@Juno.com
RATIING: AQ! (NC-17)
CATEGORY: D/J, S/J, Romance, Christmas
SPOILERS : Teeney tiney mention of a certain revelation from D&C, and a
certain event in WoO. (I ain't talkin' 'bout the pottery either!) We
all know what that is, so it's not gonna spoil ya.
SUMMARY: What exactly DID Cassie see on Christmas Eve?
DISCLAIMERS: Don't own em, just playin' with em ... NOTE TO TPTB: You
want it, you could have it! Janet and Danny won't mind! Neither will
Sam and Jack!
CHALLENGE ANSWER: This is in answer to the challenge given on the Dan
and Jan
List for Christmas 2000. "Your story must include the following:
1. Mistletoe
2. Dan & Jan kiss
3. A symbol of Christmas: i.e., an angel, Santa Claus, reindeer, a
star, a snowman, etc.
4. Someone from the SGC serenading Dan & Jan with a Christmas carol
(bonus points if it's someone from SG1)."
NOTE: I know "I saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus" is not a Christmas
carol, but it just fit with the rest of the challenge. (The mistletoe,
kiss, and Santa.)
Thanks to Alli for reading over this , and correcting my mistakes. Maybe
I should buy a dictionary. LOL!
Janet smiled as she and Cassie finished stringing popcorn to put up on
the tree as garland. It was Christmas Eve, and Cassie, Janet and
Janet's boyfriend, Daniel, were hosting the Christmas party the
following day.
"Mom, where's Daniel?," asked Cassie. "It's almost 2100
hours! I need to be getting to bed before Santa comes, and I wanted to
kiss Daniel good night."
"Honey, Daniel had to finish up some stuff at work. He'll see you
tomorrow. Now get up to bed, young lady."
Cassie kissed her mom good night, and went up to bed. Janet continued
decorating the tree until she heard a noise at the door. She looked at
her watch ... it was 2300 hours.
"Honey! I'm home!" Daniel called from the front door.
"Shhhh! Cassie's sleeping." She turned and saw him for the first time
that evening. "Oh, my God!" He was dressed in a Santa suit, complete
with fake white beard and shiny black leather boots. "WHAT are you
wearing?!"
"Why, a Santa suit, of course!" He grinned at her. "Ever kissed Santa
Claus before, pretty lady?" He reached in the side pocket of his Santa
suit, and produced a piece of mistletoe. "Where should we put it?"
Janet looked around. "How about at the front door?"
"No, we need someplace inconspicuous, so when Sam and Jack are under it
we can make our little plan work. We need to use the element of
surprise. They'll expect it to be at the front door. I know! How about
in the arch from the kitchen to the living room?"
"Perfect, Doctor Jackson!" Daniel hung the plant in the arch of the
doorway going to the kitchen. "We can send Sam in the kitchen, then,
when she's coming out, we can send Jack in to get her. They'll run into
each other..."
"And have to kiss. We can make a rule of the house. No little pecks on
the lips." He grinned. "Wanna try it out, Doctor Frasier?"
"Well, yeah ... " She walked over to him, standing in front of him. He
lowered his lips upon hers...
Meanwhile, upstairs on the balcony, Cassie was preparing to go down to
the kitchen to get a glass of water. She looked down towards the
kitchen, and saw something shocking! It was Santa Claus! And he was
kissing her MOM! // Oh, My God! Where's Daniel?! // She thought. // Why
is Mommy kissing Santa Claus?! // She ran to her room, closing the
door, confused.
Meanwhile, down under the mistletoe ...
"Mmn ... Daniel," Janet purred as Daniel rubbed his hands up her side
from her waist to her breasts. She gasped as he lightly squeezed her
breast thru her shirt. "Cassie could wake up any minute."
Daniel released her lips, and looked at her, grinning. "Shall we retire
to the bedroom, Doctor Frasier?" He asked, kissing her neck.
"Yes, we shall, Doctor Jackson," she said, grabbing his hand, and
pulling him up the stairs to her bedroom.
In the bedroom, Janet began removing her clothing. "Uh-Uh. Let me,"
Daniel said.
"Okay," Janet grinned, and walked toward him. "Have fun."
Daniel grinned, and kissed her lips. As he gently put his tongue in her
mouth, he took her dress shirt out of her skirt. He released her lips
and kissed down her neck, receiving a soft moan from her for his
efforts. He then began undoing her shirt, button by button. As each
inch of skin was uncovered, he lightly kissed the exposed flesh. He
got down on his knees when he reached the last button and removed the
shirt from her shoulders. He lightly kissed across her belly,
unbuttoning her skirt and lowering the zipper. He kissed her center
thru her panties, removed the cotton barrier, and kissed her center
again. She moaned as he flicked his tongue over her clit. He kissed his
way back up her body till he reached her
bra covered breasts. Kissing her breasts through the lacey material,
he removed it and sucked gently on her nipples, all the while gently
moving his finger in and out of her body.
"Lay down."
"Aren't you gonna strip, Daniel?"
"Nope. I know you've never made love to Santa Claus before. Now's your
chance." He lowered his head to her body. She giggled as his beard
tickled her.
"Aren't you going to at least take off the beard? " She giggled.
"Nope."
"Oh, God!" she gasped as he took her clit in his mouth. He gently
sucked the sensitive bud, making her squirm in pleasure. After he was
sure she was satisfied, he crawled up her body.
"I love you, Doctor Frasier," he said, kissing her.
"I love you, too, Doctor Jackson. Now make love to me."
He grinned and unbuttoned his pants. He slowly entered her, savoring
every moment of warmth her willing body provided. She moaned as he
filled her. "Oh, Daniel," she purred in his ear.
"I love you, Janet," he said, putting his hand on her cheek.
They slowly made love, never losing eye contact.
"Oh, God, Daniel!" Janet whispered as her body contracted around him.
"I love you." They came together, and fell asleep in each other's arms.
The next day, Sam, Jack, Teal'C, Jacob, and General Hammond came over
for the Christmas gathering. Cassie was melancholy.
"What's goin' on, Cass?" Jack asked her.
"It's nothing." was the somber response.
"Obviously, it's something for a little girl to be so sad on Christmas
Day."
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus."
"WHAT?!" he asked, unbelieving.
"I saw mo ..."
"I heard you." He thought about her revelation for a minute. He
grinned. "So, what's the problem?"
"Jack, Mom's with Daniel!"
"Oh, I see!" He smiled. "Honey, Daniel , Sam, Teal'C, and I went to the
Children's Hospital in Denver last night. That's why he was so late
getting back. Sam and I were elves, Teal'C was a reindeer ... Rudolph,
to be exact ... and Danny-Boy was Santa. The Santa you saw ... it was
Danny."
"Danny?"
"Yeah, ask him."
"Where is he?"
"I think he's in the kitchen. I'll go get him." He walked toward the
kitchen. "Danny-Boy! Come out here! Cas ... oops!" He ran into someone.
It was Sam. "Sorry, Carter."
She smiled. "It's okay, Sir."
Janet and Daniel came out the kitchen grinning.
"Look up, guys. You're standing under the mistletoe." Danny teased.
"Oh, no," Jack and Sam said simultaneously.
"You have to kiss her now, Jack. " Danny was really enjoying this.
"Daniel, I can't!"
"It's tradition, Colonel." General Hammond informed him. "Do I have to
ORDER you to do it?" He said with a big grin on his face.
Jack looked at his CO like he was crazy. Sam walked over to Jack. Jack
lowered his lips to hers for a brief, chaste kiss.
"You call that a kiss?" Jacob joked.
"At least it was on the lips." General Hammond joked.
"You can do better than that, Colonel." Janet pointed out.
"Do you think that is wise, DoctorFraiser?" The stoic Jaffa asked the
doctor.
"Why wouldn't it be? It's harmless." Daniel answered.
Jack and Teal'C walked up behind Janet. Jack whispered in her ear.
"Teal'C's right, Janet. You and Teal'C both know how I feel about her.
Should we be opening THAT can of worms?"
Janet sighed. "I guess you're right ... but, don't you wanna just see
what it feels like to kiss her?"
"I already know," said Jack wistfully.
"Huh?"
"Uh ... nothing." Jack looked at Teal'C, who just cocked his head, and
raised his eyebrow. "Okay, okay!"
Jack walked up to Sam. "You ready, Sam?"
"What were you three talking about so quietly?" she asked suspiciously.
"Oh, nothin'."
"Would you two quit the chit-chat and kiss already!" Cassie giggled.
"Yes, Colonel. Kiss me." Sam said with a grin.
Jack put his hand on her cheek. She lost her grin, and closed her eyes
at his touch. "Breathe, Sam," he whispered to her. He lowered his lips
to hers. His arms went around her waist, hers around his neck. He
tightened his grip on her, and passed his tongue over her closed lips,
asking for entrance. She moaned, and parted her lips, granting him the
access he desired. Forgetting where he was, and with whom, Jack lowered
his hands, and lightly passed his hands over her bottom. This made her
pull his head down, and intensify the kiss ...
"Okay! That's quite enough, Colonel. Release my daughter!"
Releasing her, he said, "Oh, sorry, General!"
Sam looked up at Jack, then turned away, putting her hand up to her
burning lips. // Oh, God. What have we done?// She thought, looking at
him. // You shouldn't be enjoying kissing your commanding officer like
that, Sam. You're asking for trouble.// Their eyes met, and he smiled at
her. She turned away from him, confused by what she was feeling.
Jack, trying to show that he was unfazed by the kiss stood up infront
of his friends, and cleared his throat. "Guys, may I have your
attention, please? I was gonna sing jingle bells for our lovely hostess
and geekey host, but Cassie gave me a better idea ...
Doing his best Elvis Presley impersonation he sang:
I saw Mommy kissing ... Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep,
down the stairs to have a peek,
She thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep."
He walked up to the two doctors, grinning. "Before making out with
Santa, Doctor Fraiser, make sure your daughter isn't up ..."
Then I saw Mommy tickle ... Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."
He bowed at the cheering and laughing. "Thank you, thank you! No encore
requests please!"
Later that night, Sam couldn't sleep. After Jack had kissed her, she
had avoided him the rest of the party. She kept replaying that kiss in
her mind. "I have to talk to him." She got up, and dressed.
Jack was enjoying a bottle of Budweiser, when he heard a knock on the
door. "Carter!"
"Sir, I know it's late ..."
"Come on in."
"Sir ..."
"What are you doing here so late?" he asked, closing the door.
"We have to talk."
"About the kiss," he said, motioning to the couch for her to sit down.
"Yeah."
"I don't regret it ... I enjoyed it."
"Sir..."
He walked over to her, sat next to her, and put his hand on her cheek.
She closed her eyes, got up, and turned away from him.
"Please, Colonel." She took a deep breath, and fought the tears that
were threatening to fall.
"Sam..." He walked over to her, and turned her around.
"I have to go, Sir."
"I love you, Samantha."
"I know..." She turned toward the door, and opened it.
"Sam..."
She sighed. "I love you, too."
She closed the door, turned around, and leaned against the door,
closing her eyes. He walked up to her, and raised her chin. She opened
her blue eyes, and looked into his brown ones. The electricity produced
between the two officers was enough to light the Eiffel tower ... for a
year.
"Sir ..." He put his finger up to her lips.
"Shhh ... don't talk." He lowered his lips to hers. "We really
shouldn't be doing this, Sam," he said against her lips.
"Yeah, I know, Jack." She moaned, and opened her mouth to his probing
tongue. "Make love to me, Jack."
He released her lips, and looked into her eyes. "Ya sure?"
"Yeah, completely sure."
"You know, if we cross that line, I won't be able to stop making love
to you, Sam. I love you that much."
"Yeah, I know, Jack. I want to cross that line."
He kissed her again. She giggled as he kissed down her neck, then on
her shoulder.
"Oh, Sam..." He began unbuttoning her shirt.
"Let's go to your bedroom."
They make love.
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I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus. Copyright 2000 BY: Deanna Moll-Landry!
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