Kissing in Storage Rooms
By Kat and Bryn
Emails: Bryn (bambam126@hotmail.com) and Kat
(kathalcyon@yahoo.ca)
Summary: Daniel and Janet get stuck in a closet.
Category: Romance, children's story
Spoilers: none
Season/Sequel info: None
Rating: G
Archive: Dan and Jan, Sam and Jack
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters belong to
MGM, Gekko Corp and
Double Secret Productions. This fan fiction was
created solely for
entertainment and no money was made from it. Also, no
copyright or
trademark infringement was intended. Any similarity to
real persons, living
or dead, is coincidental.
Authors' Notes: This was written over AIM while we
were trying to get the image of Janet and Teal'c out
of our heads. It is completely silly and pointless and
we hope you enjoy it.
Once there was a very hot guy named Daniel. He loved a
beautiful and smart doctor named Janet. Janet didn't
know it, but that was okay because neither did Daniel.
One day as Daniel was walking down the halls of the
SGC, where he worked, he heard a very strange noise.
When he stopped to investigate he discovered that the
noise was coming from a broom closet, so he opened the
door to see what was inside. What he saw made him
jump for joy. His two best friends were in it, making
out. Their names were Sam and Jack, and they were very
embarrassed. They told Daniel that she wasn't allowed
to tell anyone what he'd seen, or they told Daniel
they would make sure he was far more embarrassed.
How could they embarrass him? Daniel wondered. He
shrugged and continued down the hall looking for
someone to tell. The first person he thought of was
another of his best friends, Janet Fraiser, who happen
to be very close by in the infirmary.
Daniel walked over to Janet with a big grin and told
her all about what he just saw. Janet was very happy
too and when Daniel warned her that she was not
suppose to tell anybody or Sam and Jack would get very
mad and try to embarrass them, she did not worry. How
could they embarrass her? Janet wondered.
Janet could not keep this secret to herself and
decided she needed to tell someone else, so she
decided to tell General Hammond. The two of them had
made a bet as to when Sam and Jack would be found
making out, and Janet was very happy because she had
won.
General Hammond was very happy too. But he was scared,
because he thought the President would be mad. So he
used his red phone to tell the President. The
President was happy as well, and told General Hammond
that he didn't have to punish Jack and Sam. This made
General Hammond even happier. Because Janet had
forgotten to warn General Hammond not to tell anyone,
he told everyone over the base PA system.
When Jack and Sam heard the announcement they decided
to track down Daniel and try to inflict bodily harm.
When they had finally cornered him in the lowest
levels of the SGC, Daniel tried to beg for his life.
He said it was not his fault that General Hammond had
found out because he had only told Janet.
This made Sam and Jack look at each other and smile.
They promised not to hurt Daniel and let him go on his
way. When he was safely out of sight they turned and
ran to General Hammond's office to ask him a big
favor. When they told the General what they had in
mind, he smiled and said he was happy to help.
The next day, Daniel came to work in a very good mood
because he thought that he was no longer in danger
from Sam and Jack. That was until he walked into his
office and found the entire staff of the SGC crowded
inside. They all had huge smiles on their faces.
Daniel was very confused. He didn't know why everyone
was in his office. He hadn't known that they were all
such good friends that they were comfortable squeezing
together like that in his small office. He finally
asked why they were there after he found himself
incapable of working with everyone there. He finally
asked what was going on. Graham Simmons answered that
General Hammond needed Daniel right away in the
briefing room and he should hurry to get there as fast
as he could. When Daniel protested, Graham said he
should run or he would get in big trouble.
So Daniel quickly went up to the briefing room and
found General Hammond. He asked the general why there
were so many people in his office, but the general
just asked how he was supposed to know when it was
Daniel's office. The General then told Daniel that he
had a very important assignment for him. Daniel was
curious and asked what it was. The general said that
Daniel was needed in the infirmary to have some
special tests done. Daniel complained that he'd had a
physical the day before. General Hammond told Daniel
to get to the infirmary right away or he'd change all
the coffee on the base to decaf. Daniel was scared
that the General would go through with that threat, so
he ran down to the infirmary as fast as he could.
When Daniel got down to the infirmary he could not
find Janet anywhere. He looked in her office, but he
only found Sam. He asked Sam where Janet was and she
said that she had seen Janet walk into the storage
room to get some supplies. Sam told Daniel he should
go help her.
Daniel shrugged and went in search of the storage room
and Janet. When he found her she was looking through
supplies taking inventory. Daniel asked Janet if she
was ready for his exam and Janet looked at him funny.
She asked him what exam. Just then they heard the
only door to the storage room slam shut and lock.
Daniel tried to open the door. It wouldn't budge.
Janet tried too, because everyone knew she was
stronger than Daniel. It didn't open for her either.
Daniel and Janet were very confused. They didn't know
why anyone would want to lock them in a closet
together. Daniel asked Janet if she'd be able to do
the exam in the closet. Janet didn't know what he was
talking about. Daniel started to get suspicious.
Janet asked Daniel what most people did when they were
locked in closets. Daniel said he did not think most
people got locked in closets, so he did not know why
they were locked in a closet nor what they should do.
Daniel wondered if there was a window they could climb
out of, but Janet reminded him that they were over 20
levels below ground so there were no windows. Daniel
sighed and began to pout because there was no coffee.
After getting bored pouting Daniel wondered who would
lock them in the closet. Janet said she did not know;
the only person she had seen that day had been Sam.
Daniel said he too had seen Sam in the infirmary.
Janet and Daniel wondered innocently why Sam would
want to lock them in a storage room.
Daniel suddenly remembered what had happened
yesterday. He reminded Janet about what Sam and Jack
had done when they were in a closet together. Janet
had forgotten all about that. She remembered what
Daniel had said about Sam and Jack trying to embarrass
them. Daniel wondered if maybe Sam and Jack had been
the ones to lock them in the closet. But why would
they do that?
Daniel asked how they could possibly be embarrassed in
a closet. Janet suggested maybe the same way Sam and
Jack had been embarrassed in a closet. Daniel
reminded Janet that Sam and Jack had been kissing and
that they were not. Janet wondered if maybe they were
supposed to. Daniel agreed that that was a
possibility and wondered if they should try. Janet
nodded and said that it was worth a shot, because what
else did they have to do?
Daniel had never really thought about kissing Janet
before, but now that she'd suggested it, it seemed
like a pretty good idea. He hadn't kissed anyone in a
while, and he decided it was a good idea. He was about
to tell Janet that when Janet reached up and grabbed
him around the neck, pulling him down to kiss her.
She had gotten tired of waiting for Daniel to think
about kissing her, because Daniel, as everyone knows,
takes quite a while to think about things, so she
kissed him first. It did not take long for Daniel and
Janet to realize they liked kissing each other. When
the kiss ended, Daniel smiled and said it was his to
turn to kiss Janet now. Janet smiled back and agreed.
Soon they became so intent on kissing that they did
not even notice that the door had opened and Sam and
Jack were standing outside the door, taking pictures
of them kissing. After a very long time, they broke
apart, and they heard the snapping of the cameras.
They realized that Sam and Jack had been taking
pictures of them kissing. They started to blush. They
were very embarrassed.
But they were not embarrassed enough for Sam and Jack.
So Sam and Jack went to see General Hammond and had
told him that they found Janet and Daniel kissing in
the closet and General Hammond decided it was only
fair to announce it over the PA system to the entire
base. Now Sam and Jack were happy and so were Daniel
and Janet.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
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