Getting to Know You
Dan and Jan Style by Ali and Lucy
To those that are on the Dan and Jan bus, we salute you all.
NAME: Dan and Jan.
SEX: Just had it thank you ...oops.
HOME: SGC Infirmary
HEIGHT: 'Plenty big enough'
'Janet, is that all you think about?'
EYES: 6. Two brown, two blue, two glass.
HAIR: Head, underarm and other places.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: ER goes to Egypt.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Coffee stains and you don't wanna know.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Doctors Do Doctors Weekly.
FAVORITE SMELL: 'The mens locker room after a hard day!!!'
'Janet, honey, you really need to get out more'
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: 'Daniel returning from a mission intact.'
'Me losing my glasses so I can't see her beautiful face.'
'awwwwww'
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: 'Sticking Colonel O'Neill with a blunt needle in the butt'
'Me watching her stick Colonel O'Neill with a blunt needle in the butt'
THINGS TO DO IN THE WEEKENDS: Do you really have to ask.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Barry White.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: 'Boy have I worked up an appetite'
'Wow, ditto'
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Depends what kind of motion you're referring too.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Well emotional ones suck but I'd ride the Big Dipper any time.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Deffinately a pencil if you catch my drift.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: 'Depends what we're doing when the phone rings'
'Daniel Jackson who would've thought it.'
FAVORITE FOODS: Chocolate body paint and whipped cream.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Daniel : I wish I had the chance to find out.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: 'Only if sticking a blunt needle in Colonel O'Neills butt is.'
'I've been convicted of the crime of being soooo adorable!'
'Shut up Daniel'
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Both.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: With what???
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Daniel : "I like to drive Jack nuts."
"It's an extreme suorce of pleaseure for all of us honey."
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: I sleep with Daniel, does that count?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: "Daniel on a leash."
"Honey you have a seriuosly twsited mind...when do we get the leash."
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: "A wild wilderbeast,"
"Now who has the twisted mind."
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: "Deffinately cool when making love"
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: "Daniels parents to tell them what a lovely son they have"
"Aww, why thank you I'm touched...I was gonna say Ra"
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Red wine.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: "We don't believe in such things...hey Daniel we don't."
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCOLLI: Ewww, you kidding?!?
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: No I thought it was a mans Army.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Danny : CMO for the day. Jan: CO of SG1 for the day.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Marge Simpson blue.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: "Oooohhh she has this really cute one right..."
"Daniel, a little more than they need to know sweetie."
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: HELL YEAH!!!
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: "Anything as long as she's there."
"Is that a proposal..honey is it?"
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: wallpaper...duh.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: What's in the glass.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I like the yellow one.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: "Depends what I'm using my hands for!"
"That we don't wish to know honey."
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: "Of course, who doesn't?"
"Jack!!!"
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Like we have time to garden.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: That's classified information.
"Is that where you've hidden the whips?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: 2, me and you.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: what for? learning to drive or making out in?
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Again what for? driving or making out in?
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: We like to participate not watch...hehe.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: "Sam is the sweetest person in the universe..."
"And Jack thinks she's good in bed!!!"
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Jack, like he reads anything...and if he does, well he'll pretty much kill me for the last comment.
Copyright (c)2001 Ali and Lucy.
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